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This unisex tee has that lived-in, \"I've been owned by an animal for years\" feel right out of the package. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size, because nothing says devoted pet parent like a shirt that survives the zoomies, the shedding, and the occasional accidental washing with a chew toy. 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